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By steph - 31/10/2008 07:11 - France

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML

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A good excuse

By Anonymous - 21/11/2019 01:00

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx - 24/11/2009 10:04 - Singapore

Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

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By Depressed - 14/07/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

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Fishy

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Down - 16/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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You deserved it 109

Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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Jenny_Alles 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 17:59

For the record, I'm a girl. I have friends that do stuff like that and it pisses me off. She's clearly trying to start some crazy shit. Back away slowly.

Acesarcasm 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 14:01

I see this shit all the time. Selfish bitch need to make up her mind and be a big girl.

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24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:59

She's using you I bet. Women can lie like no other.

coopcas 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:16

The OP is a woman.

fabulus_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:18

Apparently she can't live without you and her other boyfriend.

jackbauerme 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:59

That sux. Good luck.

16274692 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 15:39

wow, that makes perfect sense..

mumafiedmustangs 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:08

kill him

pulpfiction_fml 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 7:13

She's giving you a hint that she needs you to "take care of him" for her. Then you guys can live happily ever after and all that jazz. Take the hint buddy, take the hint.

xpunkvegx 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 5:08

dude im in the same sitch i wish you luck

Zaiope 0

Friday 4 September 2009 18:58

you are lucky man, she gonna dump someone for you

Scott_Montarello 0

Monday 5 October 2009 14:36

what the **** can you do about that lol??!!

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