Miscellaneous: Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test.... - FML

By dumbteacher - 22/11/2010 14:47

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML

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By :( - 02/03/2016 14:13 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I had a Chinese test. Our teacher decided to wait until yesterday to tell us about it because she "knew" we wouldn't study anyway and she didn't want to stress us out. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML

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By Alison - 10/03/2012 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2020 02:01 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML

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By Tired - 20/03/2013 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML

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By fluent in two, unlike you - 25/03/2014 18:42 - Mexico

Today, the feedback my teacher wrote on my English assignment was so horrible that it took me half an hour and help from both my parents to decipher it. It turned out to be a scathing criticism of my "poor communication skills". I hate my teachers. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 10:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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By smileydays - 29/01/2014 03:09 - Canada - Merritt

Today, I had an oral English exam to present in front of three teachers. Halfway through, I completely lost my voice. They failed me because they thought I was trying to play a prank. FML

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By shaifox96 - 17/04/2015 03:34 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I received a terrible grade for an essay I worked really hard on. I had two friends, one being an English major, check it over. However, apparently I "clearly didn't use spellcheck" on this essay just like the last one I submitted to her. FML

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By hackshack - 08/06/2012 19:45 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

Monday 22 November 2010 19:07

I think she may be mocking you

iAccidentally 8

Monday 22 November 2010 19:11

You dun goof'd

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5BodyBlade 0

Monday 22 November 2010 23:11

YDI for living in Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Northern Florida, or any of the other South-Eastern states where sub par education is the norm. Move up North OP and give yourself a chance to receive proper education.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 23 November 2010 5:34

You can find lots of good schools in the south, just as you can find mediocre and poor schools in the north. Please don't stereotype.

ninito00 1

Monday 22 November 2010 23:19

That's called Southern dialect. If she's an English teacher, I'm sure she knows proper English.

The_Great_One 0

Monday 22 November 2010 23:32

Tell her to know her role and Shut her mouth!

Driftz 3

Tuesday 23 November 2010 0:36

"Ain't" Lol retards. Who still says that?

GangstaGalahleio 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:04

well you seem to have spelled your fml pretty good. your teacher may be the one who needs to go back to grammar school.

tj79 3

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:43

ain't is a word look it up

D11Churchkill 8

Tuesday 23 November 2010 2:09

so? ain't is in the dictionary.

hcovballer247 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 2:51

Horrible grammar for an english teacher

iAmMyBeLoVeDs 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 3:00

Oh the irony :)

cheeksMcgeeks 3

Tuesday 23 November 2010 3:14

YA DUN GOOFED.

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