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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 03:34 - United States - Blacksburg

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

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Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City

Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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By massage mama - 04/08/2019 07:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. Apparently, she told her teacher about the “special massages” mommy gives her. I’m a licensed massage therapist, and I massage my daughter with lavender to help her sleep. Now everyone thinks I’m a weirdo. FML

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sturschaedel 27

Wednesday 31 December 2014 9:32

If you really were a prostitute it wouldn't be the young, buff and attractive guys seeking your service.

underthesea12 24

Wednesday 31 December 2014 9:32

Well now you know how to increase your income.

Comments

middlenamefrank 8

Wednesday 31 December 2014 19:42

Seems like a fairly easy problem to solve. Tour the neighborhood, introduce yourself, give them a business card and tell them that if they know anybody that needs PT, you're available. Open a conversation with the neighbors and maybe even get some new business.

Artemishuntress 8

Wednesday 31 December 2014 19:43

well then lmfao

AyOoDaLoBo33 10

Wednesday 31 December 2014 21:12

What kind of guy wants to be massaged by another dude anyway?? I really wonder about this thing.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Thursday 1 January 2015 7:07

Probably the ones who are there for relief for their aches and pains instead of for a potential hard-on from some woman who's just doing her job?

lestethegreat 10

Wednesday 31 December 2014 21:53

# massage therapist problems!!! I found this funny because I've been asked for "the happy ending" to a massage. I told him, "Yes, it's when u get off my table, pay for ur appointment & NEVER come back!"