Work: Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 03:34 - United States - Blacksburg

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

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Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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By massage mama - 04/08/2019 07:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. Apparently, she told her teacher about the “special massages” mommy gives her. I’m a licensed massage therapist, and I massage my daughter with lavender to help her sleep. Now everyone thinks I’m a weirdo. FML

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Wednesday 31 December 2014 9:32

If you really were a prostitute it wouldn't be the young, buff and attractive guys seeking your service.

underthesea12 24

Wednesday 31 December 2014 9:32

Well now you know how to increase your income.

Comments

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 31 December 2014 9:44

Well at least you're not wasting your time talking to judgmental people.

EJSwank 14

Wednesday 31 December 2014 9:45

Seems like a rational conclusion... Hahahaha not. People are ridiculous

iPixiee 23

Wednesday 31 December 2014 9:52

Maybe It's a good idea talking to them? :/

IvyOswin 17

Wednesday 31 December 2014 9:53

Business must be good if it's a steady clientele. Good on you and don't mind them.

StormGirl142 24

Wednesday 31 December 2014 10:16

That's extremely unfortunate. My neighbors think we're drug dealers because my husband leaves every night. I guess they just choose to overlook the work uniform. People are idiots, and will believe even the most ridiculous rumors. **** it, and make your money.

NinjaDitto623 14

Thursday 1 January 2015 20:10

Our dog yelps every time someone leaves the house and the neighbors have begun to think we're animal abusers.

Jasim 17

Wednesday 31 December 2014 10:25

Next time you see your neighbor give him a wink and a kiss. ?

jeff_boles 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 10:29

Wow that "sucks" Ba dum tss

Bragi 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 10:44

Your neighbors are idiots. Buff, young gay men don't generally pay for it.

Whocarez 10

Wednesday 31 December 2014 11:24

Haha that sucks!

russfml 31

Wednesday 31 December 2014 12:27

Sometimes ya have to wonder why some neighbours get in people's personal lives and come up with crazy accusations. Also it seems like your neighbourhood is really homophobic which is kind of weird this day in age, well in the part of Canada I'm from it is anyway