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"Tell me about it. This morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit-covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it."

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i've been on antibiotics for various reasons throughout my life, and have experienced post antibiotic diarrhea. But, I have NEVER had such poor sphincter control that I shit my pants. perhaps the OP should avoid activities that over-stretch that muscle--I say to OP: STAY AWAY FROM THE BUTT PLUG!

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Dude, someone needs to write Wierd Al and ask him to do a parody of 3OH!3's "Don't Trust Me" ...never trust a fart!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!

surely you would still have enough bowel control to make it a toilet! or u like shitting in your pants?

may cause isnt a funny term at all, ir's called a side affect and not everybody reacts the same way to medicine. i agree with

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