Kids: Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better....

By FirstDaddy - 16/06/2014 21:38 - United States - Southfield

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML

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By Taylor - 20/07/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 13:30

Today, my daughter asked me to braid her hair. When I was done, she said Daddy's girlfriend does it better. I wasn't aware we had an open marriage. FML

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Preference

By Windstar - 07/04/2009 07:32 - Canada

Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

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mufasaniqqa 13

Tuesday 17 June 2014 9:00

aw **** man, sorry about that.

MondRubberduck 24

Tuesday 17 June 2014 9:00

That´s no problem. You know. Kids are easy to bribe.

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worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 17 June 2014 9:29

Divorce and see what can be done about custody of your daughter... Or just hope she means grandpa

jnugzzz 6

Tuesday 17 June 2014 9:31

Am I the only one that thinks the daughter could just be saying that? When I was a kid I probably would have said something like that to annoy my dad, but my mom definitely never cheated on my dad, and even if she were to, I would not have met him. Kids sometimes say things without knowing what it really means

joopjoop 19

Wednesday 18 June 2014 4:07

I agree! today my son declared that he was really me and I was him!!! if I believed him right away who knows where I would be right now!

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 17 June 2014 9:50

Time to ditch the Bitch, Unless you're daughter is lying to piss you off.

howsthisforaname 34

Tuesday 17 June 2014 9:53

There are special therapists that can talk to kids and tell you if they have been coached to say things. Make your daughter an appointment, either something is going on and you need to get in front of it or she made it up and you need to find out why. Either way don't leave this hanging and make your daughter the top priority.

daweiandahalf 1

Tuesday 17 June 2014 10:10

Sorry bro, but cut it off...

coklara 15

Tuesday 17 June 2014 10:39

jetsfan204 4

Tuesday 17 June 2014 10:39

Could just be an uncle friend of family.?? Kids know how to play too could be nobody but a g but sit your old lady down and ask her wtf she knows about this she could be training the child to say that did you piss her off lately lie maybe karma sucks

juturnaamo 29

Tuesday 17 June 2014 15:50

I was thinking about this too. If her friend or cousin that she spends a lot of time with calls their father daddy, she might think that's his name/title.

JazNim17 18

Tuesday 17 June 2014 22:44

That was my first thought. My little cousin called most of her older family members "momma" or "daddy" at some point when she was really small. It didn't mean anything.