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My evil plan assumes that she has a sister... 1. Seduce the sister. 2. Wait for her to regret breaking up with you. 3. When she comes back, have make up sex but do it doggy style. Reach around, caress her chest and say "Hmmm, your sister has much nicer tits."


Go on the vacation and take advantage of your new single status to have lots of fun...if you take my meaning. Be sure to post lots of pics of you with as many hot chicks as you can...really make her think twice about having dumped you. As for the ring...if you can't return it there's always eBay.

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