Kids: Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better....

By FirstDaddy - 16/06/2014 21:38 - United States - Southfield

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML

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By Taylor - 20/07/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 13:30

Today, my daughter asked me to braid her hair. When I was done, she said Daddy's girlfriend does it better. I wasn't aware we had an open marriage. FML

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Preference

By Windstar - 07/04/2009 07:32 - Canada

Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

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Tuesday 17 June 2014 9:00

aw **** man, sorry about that.

MondRubberduck 24

Tuesday 17 June 2014 9:00

That´s no problem. You know. Kids are easy to bribe.

Comments

vb68_fml 28

Wednesday 18 June 2014 2:29

Dont know what age is your daughter? If she's young it can be an imaginary dad. Lots of kids have imaginary friends..let's hope for the best...

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 19 June 2014 19:41

Then wouldn't the wife say 'Not funny sweetie, explain to daddy how you only have one daddy...' Something besides shushing her? More info OP.

singer0421 32

Wednesday 18 June 2014 4:29

"I don't know who's she talking about" = "I don't know who is she talking about." I'm pretty sure that's not right.

tabitduhh 11

Wednesday 18 June 2014 6:00

maybe your daughter is making it up, or they are just playing a mean prank on you?

obeykaitlyn 25

Wednesday 18 June 2014 14:37

maybe she calls her boyfriend "daddy" too, if she has one.

thefrikinbat 8

Thursday 19 June 2014 12:27

Aw man :/ tears for you. i'm so sorry to hear that. but i'm just gonna say, getting back at her won't do a thing. if it' not working out, break up and move on, but only after you've sat down and tried your best to right this wrong. all the best, man

thefrikinbat 8

Thursday 19 June 2014 12:29

You know what they say about hammed "Push" doors: Pull harder!

icepick23 12

Thursday 19 June 2014 18:12

Sounds like your wife could use a Twix or seven

xo_autumn_rose 6

Thursday 19 June 2014 19:10

ditch the hitch

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 19 June 2014 19:38

Uh, guys. Did no one think about how mom reacted? If it were the kid being weird wouldn't mom say 'we don't say nasty things like that, especially when they are not true'? If that's the whole story, it stinks, get your daughter out NOW!