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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

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By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By CaptainByron - 28/04/2017 00:00

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 08:37 - Australia - Wilston

Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML

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By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML

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By sendhelp - 30/04/2017 16:00

Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML

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By stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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By Mills - 18/01/2010 11:49 - United States

Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 mins of him describing how beautiful she is and how much we look alike and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:23

And even then, it wasn't by his own free will. The mailman made him come!

crazedcabbages 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:21

wow thats freaking sad :(

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skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 20 October 2010 7:19

If I was you, I'd dump his ashes into the local Wal-Mart toilet and flush his ass away.

LisaBanana 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 7:30

Sad day:(

hlposerpwner 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:10

wow u got a marshall mathers dad huh?

ijenah 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:14

aww sorry op :(

itsgen 16

Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:18

/: sry for ur loss op

PWNjaban 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:36

My condolences, but in light of how you expressed yourself I'm glad you've got a sense of humor. :)

Timmy_Boy 17

Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:57

at least you can have the last laugh also sorry for your loss

DaPlasticKid 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 11:36

omg I'm horrible person sorry okay well maybe I'm not sorry but damn this is Fucken hilarious

reddwarf_fml 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 18:54

lol sorry for the loss. my dad never visited me at my home. did send me a letter once tho. to tell me he had been stabbed in the lunchroom of his school where he taught

jclishman 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 6:50

I'm so sorry. :(

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