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By lm - 20/05/2009 20:49 - Ireland

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML

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By scared shirtless - 18/03/2021 20:01

Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By lanu - 13/03/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By slightlyworried - 05/04/2013 05:28 - United States - Parker

Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML

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By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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Sweets dreams are made of these

By jj. - 06/06/2021 00:01

Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Peanu_theGreat 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:11

It could be something good... Like... she could have... won... the... lottery and... Yeah. Never mind. FYL.

nuclear 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:15

Yknow I don't really think it's that bad. It was just a dream. Maybe your dad was joking. Maybe it was a situation like #8 said. "DON'T TAKE ME (TO DISNEYLAND)! TAKE MY CHILDREN!" right? riiiight? I'm way too positive. Don't think it's an FYL or YDI though.. So what do I choose in these types of situations..?

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Button_x 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:16

"You have just won a trip to Disneyland! You will now be shipped off first class on an airplane with all expenses paid hotels!" "Don't take me, take my children!" Only possible way that could have been a good thing. FYL.

Tiki_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:16

Maybe it was dream about saving you from a disaster and there was only enough room for you and your siblings on the transport away from said disaster. If not FYL.

singer4life666 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:19

Seriously?Don't try and sugar coat it!you know she wasn't talking about Disneyland lol.Atleast it was just a dream.

gvschmidt94 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:20

Lol Daddy loves you :3 Ahhh I bet he didn't mean it >.>

baby_love 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:21

gay

Jboolia 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:21

I like all the optimism going around...

bubba18 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:22

Maybe your a really bad child. :( Who would pass up the chance to get rid of there demon child. Ydi?

jEvOn 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:22

wow

vendel 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 7:05

lol

bubba18 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:22

Maybe your a really bad child. :( Who would pass up the chance to get rid of there demon child. Ydi?

eiji_chan 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:29

Just make sure you don't get stuck in a hostage situation with her and you should be fine. :)

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