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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.
By anonymous4991 - / Friday 4 May 2012 00:39 / United States - Denver
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  linkinpark98  |  23

Yeah, you've cat to be kitten me right meow! :3

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  ocean4venue  |  0

You've gotta be kitten me right meow,

By  kreepers  |  6

Forever alone!

By  Airman1988  |  9

I don't care that's still just weird seriously.

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  DJR_fml  |  2

There was no real reason in correcting him other than being a bit of a snob. I'm sure he just momentarily got here/hear mixed up as you did in your Bio.

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  rubberduckie94  |  13

I live in the country and can run around in my yard naked if I wanted and no one would see me. It would drive me nuts to have neighbors so close. But it is a very funny fml. One of the funniest for some time.

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  outch_fml  |  0

Here in New York, you can hear everybody's troubles, screaming, laughing, crying, sometimes a gun
goes off here and there. But hey, the city that never sleeps right?

By  VictoriaSchultz  |  8

It's even more funny considering that you're a girl.

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  plaguer  |  26

"lololol lesbians"

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