By fuck off, dad - 02/01/2014 17:07 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 217
You deserved it 4 779

Same thing different taste

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Parents are meant to be parents, not friends.

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crazytwinsmom 25

My daughter set me up on snapchat and sends me stuff all the time and even told her friends to add me, which some did. I rarely send her anything though, I'm still Mom.

Sweet..? He's gonna have sagging pants, and his going to say hashtag a lot... !

I imagine the scene .. Its hilarious

Next he'll be wearing snapbacks/gauges and listening to metalcore.

Snapchat? What, did he magically turn 14? No, if he says bazinga, or wicked cool, that definitely means he actually is old but is desperately needing attention and wants to be considered cool, under any circumstances. I almost find this sad. :(

Sad, maybe. But did it really deserve the "**** off,dad" username? Ouch. There must be more to the story.

The visuals you are forcing upon us... *shivers*

The new parenting technique of peerenting

Your dads trying to connect with you in a way most kids parents don't do that consider yourself lucky and humour him it's your dad after all