By libraries are a girl's best friend - 19/07/2013 21:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
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brainymes 30

As far as I'm concerned, that is a swear word. Lol

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ashleytianarose 13

Saying yolo is worse than saying a swear word.

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exlexx 12

the yolo generation is going to destroy the world.

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Grauncho 27

Your father is wise.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Better use duct tape. I hear the ducks' supply is running low.

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football98_fml 20

if i was ur dad, i would do more than just ground u

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ilovemychem 22

Lol raging :LL don't say it again.

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Virtual_BS 13

YDI, OP! "YOLO" is a far worse thing to say than "****" Your dad is doing the right thing. Maybe you'll think twice before using it again.

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justmeCee 16

Wow. The lack of intelligence that you display with that comment makes me terrified for this generation. I feel sorry for you that you seem to lack basic values and couth. Now go wash your mouth out with soap. Preferably the orange Lifeboy or Irish Spring. :p

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Virtual_BS 13

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

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