Intimacy: Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said...

By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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**** addiction

By Anonymous - 03/04/2021 12:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML

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Confusing family

By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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narrowords 18

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:18

Remember, your silence can be bought.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:17

Someone had a guilty conscience.

Comments

tiernang 21

Tuesday 22 October 2013 4:57

*have

dman10296 3

Tuesday 22 October 2013 5:09

So do you watch together now? O_o

matthews_van 10

Tuesday 22 October 2013 5:22

That's a hard situation to live through I'm sure

laughlots4195 7

Tuesday 22 October 2013 5:29

Trolling dad strikes again.

Mavsfan4141 1

Tuesday 22 October 2013 6:03

I just saw this on ifunny

vikky538 28

Tuesday 22 October 2013 6:10

your father is dumb...

MiissAshleyy 19

Tuesday 22 October 2013 6:19

that's disturbing.

yellowaholic 25

Tuesday 22 October 2013 6:50

Haha hypocritical..

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 22 October 2013 7:34

Hahah aww poor dad.

Just_a_dumb_teen 5

Tuesday 22 October 2013 14:23

my mom went away for a weekend and while she was away me and my dad had to go get some parts for my car. He told me to look up the phone # of the store & when I opened his computer there was a **** website up. I know how awkward it is but after closing it & struggling to tell my mom, we realized we had a virus & no one was watching ****. :) sorry you have to deal with the same awkwardness xD