Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all...

By ... - 12/02/2019 18:00

Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Parker

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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The trumpet of success

By interviewed - 16/09/2009 10:37 - United States

Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

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By ;_;" - 27/09/2013 21:33 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

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Nerves

By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML

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By urrrppp - 26/03/2010 09:44 - Netherlands

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

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By Larry - 31/01/2009 18:20 - United States

Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML

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Itching and scratching

By BMXDude22 - 06/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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manb91uk 22

Tuesday 12 February 2019 18:08

So.... That'll be a no then... Maybe you should do some practice interviews or maybe just try conversations with actual humans first?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 February 2019 20:26

Change your dream job to Snot Rocketeer and you’re in like Flynn. Your motto: It snot rocket science.

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manb91uk 22

Tuesday 12 February 2019 18:08

So.... That'll be a no then... Maybe you should do some practice interviews or maybe just try conversations with actual humans first?

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tuesday 12 February 2019 18:24

Pro tip: Don’t smoke weed before an interview.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 February 2019 20:26

Change your dream job to Snot Rocketeer and you’re in like Flynn. Your motto: It snot rocket science.

Leoti 0

Tuesday 12 February 2019 21:39

At least you left an impression....

bloopaloop 27

Wednesday 13 February 2019 5:49

And some snot!

manofmerr 27

Wednesday 13 February 2019 3:55

So...did you get the job? And if so, any advice on snot rocket techniques? Maybe we can just snot people into hiring us.

bloopaloop 27

Wednesday 13 February 2019 5:50

Luck is what happens when opportunity meets preparation. May have been a good opportunity but you my friend were not prepared for it

ojosRojos 28

Wednesday 13 February 2019 14:33

How does this not have more YDI votes? Learn how to control yourself in a professional setting, OP.

Nix188 13

Thursday 14 February 2019 3:50

In my perspective, you have to act like you wanna get to know them, and get comfortable. Personally I never make jokes in an interview, because you dont know the employees sense of humor and they could get offended because it was professional enough.

Jason Thomas McConnell 11

Thursday 14 February 2019 9:15

in my first job interview the shirt I was wearing was a bit too small so it pulled on my neck choking me a little. I was talking as I sat down I made a weird sound, I will never forget the look on the interviewers face. I never got the job.