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At least you got a free shower
My first thought was that I hope the OP didn't have any hydrophobic technology in a pocket.
If I was you I would have gone over and ripped her plants out of the ground. You're already wet, the hose can't do anything more!
A weed-whacker would do wonders for taking care of her plant problem...
I have a landlord like that!
I would spray her with my house the second she walked out of her house
There are only 3 things you can do. You can run away and never go near her again, you can wear a swim suit under your clothes and carry an umbrella, or you can look at her, say this means war, calmly return to your house, and return fire with your garden hose...
Buy a Bottle of Roundup and hose her beloved plants down at 3am, plus "**** You" into her lawn.
Turn the other cheek and invite her over for tea -- or Jack Daniels, depends on the neighborhood.
That's why I don't have asshole neighbors. lol. They all had died of "heart attacks."
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You young whippersnappers shouldn't be that close anyways
Maybe they were killer plants?