By lonely - 23/08/2011 16:49 - United States

Spicy
Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 715
You deserved it 7 329

Same thing different taste

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TheRealBruce 12

Well at least the pussy Is using it oh I'm sorry I'm nasty

You might want to try to hide them better!

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you live in north dakota, what is there to do besides ride bikes and screw ?!?!

Ur cat can die if it gets stuck in its throat or stomach. Vets warn ppl about balloons and rubber bands, condoms are similar. U should hide them better, just sayin'.

if its the third box of condoms you've bought and they've found them. don't buy them until you intend to use them. common sense. or maybe your cats just don't want you to have a sex life. either way, ydi.

I can't imagine that being healthy for the cat? You better hide them better. Both for your own and the cats sake!

mwoodall 1

as long as some sort of pussy gets the use of them

Pro tip: get rid of the cats and I'll solve booth problems! Just sayin!

haha, I've heard of being c*ck-blocked, but you've been pussy-blocked!

Put them somewhere unreachable for ur cats. Can´t be that complicated.