Animals: Today, my cat decided to use my bowl of rice krispies as his...

By mlustpdx - 04/09/2014 17:47 - United States - Clackamas

Today, my cat decided to use my bowl of rice krispies as his litter box. FML

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mlustpdx 17

Friday 5 September 2014 20:16

true. and the reason why is my son decided to block the opening to the litter box and the cereal looked like his litter. can't get made about that

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Alexis2742 31

Thursday 4 September 2014 22:55

Snap crackle pop

BellaBear90 27

Thursday 4 September 2014 22:56

*poop

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Queenie2014 11

Saturday 6 September 2014 8:42

Turned it into Cocoa Krispies

CaptMacLeod 45

Sunday 10 January 2016 15:43

Thank you. I had to go get a towel to clear the spit-take off my notebook. My mistake for taking a drink while reading, I guess. Bravo.

Mandybruin 15

Saturday 6 September 2014 18:56

Rice crispies do kind of look like kitty litter. I guess. Cats are assholes though. Cute assholes but assholes nonetheless.

sveerzvsqubeez 8

Tuesday 9 September 2014 19:16

I guess you could call it a cat-ass-trophe!

Vampirickitty 10

Wednesday 10 September 2014 13:04

Whilst you were eating them?

Gmen8090 4

Wednesday 10 December 2014 4:32

What a waste

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