By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Spicy
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
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Sampe101 15

There's no way that could have gone worse

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sonasonic 34

The real problem is if he questioned you or not.

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Comments

redscarf_fml 8

You were already caught jerking off. Why even try to cover up the ****?

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SmittyJA24 26

... someone needs to get out of the house & find some female companionship.

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ImagineCrazy 27

Because people don't jerk off when they're in a relationship...

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anthony99 14

Sex is great, but sometimes nothing beats good ol' Pamela Handerson

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demix_fml 32

You could of used the bathroom, I'm sure that would have a lock on the door.

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Host2phats 21

I think we should be questioning the why he had his moms Facebook up (Facebook in general) while watching ****. But just in case more people do this, why wouldn't you lock the door? (No lock place something against it)

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aconsultant 9

Yeah, nobody thinks that. Apparently everybody here opens their mom's fb profile the first thing in the morning.

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human321 11

the funny thing is facebook records your history if your login

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dwaitley24 9

Possibly the worst thing I've ever heard

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