Today, my brother spent the whole day making a harpoon out of...

By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, my brother spent the whole day making a harpoon out of an old Tiki torch to bring on vacation with us to Sauble Beach, and he plans on using this contraption. On the beach. With all of us there to watch. He's 17 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2017 13:00

Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family a video of what he was doing last night when he skipped New Student Orientation. He's been in college all of 48 hours and he's already joined a fight club. FML

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Seeya55 31

Thursday 29 August 2019 14:58

Who gives a shit? Let him have fun and do whatever he wants. It's your's AND his vacation. I'd love it if I wasn't berated for doing something different and interesting in my free time!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 August 2019 16:25

Just call him Ishmael and have a whale of a good time! Shut your blowhole and don't be a Moby Dick.

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Seeya55 31

Thursday 29 August 2019 14:58

Who gives a shit? Let him have fun and do whatever he wants. It's your's AND his vacation. I'd love it if I wasn't berated for doing something different and interesting in my free time!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 August 2019 16:25

Just call him Ishmael and have a whale of a good time! Shut your blowhole and don't be a Moby Dick.

Bevis Butthead 4

Thursday 29 August 2019 17:13

At least your parents don't need to worry about him getting laid... ever.

zoelog 10

Thursday 29 August 2019 22:58

and.....im not understanding the problem.

QueenSaru 28

Thursday 29 August 2019 23:24

I want to know what he thinks he's going to be able to harpoon at Sauble Beach of all places...

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 29 August 2019 23:37

OP, that was YOUR group that day at the beach?! It was hilarious! Correct, your bro's a doofus. But still lovable. LOL!

Tiffani Carter 6

Friday 30 August 2019 2:56

Well there have been a lot of shark sightings at beaches here this summer. Maybe he’s just trying to protect his family.

E2dav 5

Saturday 31 August 2019 2:54

Is he actually wanting to try and harpoon a whale? or just acting it out? The former would make me think he needs help...but the latter means enrol him in drama classes already