Miscellaneous: Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook....

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 21:16 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML

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By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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Thanks for your help

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 20:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after sacrificing multiple weekends to help my kid brother with his various projects, I asked him to help me with one of mine. He nearly blew up at the thought of losing an evening of his free time on a simple task, so I postponed it to later, which means never. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:41

If he asks for your help to find a place to hide a dead body, for God's sake, DON'T HELP HIM!

tygerarmy 35

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:36

Nothing like the love a sibling.

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mrmozard 4

Wednesday 22 January 2014 8:40

Touché brother

channelmonica 17

Thursday 23 January 2014 4:36

Hey, OP here. I'm rather surprised this of all things to go wrong actually got published. Yes, I am a girl and I was talking about my older brother. Unfortunately, he is older than 18, so the whole "parent punishment" idea won't work - now that he's in college I hardly see him as is. I'm not that bothered by it because he's done worse growing up in our household. Yes, it's been "brother - sister rivalry" since the beginning of time. Even though I can miss him at times, things have been a lot easier since he got out of the house. He never tells me anything that goes on in his life, so it would have been nice to see what he has been up to via Facebook. However, I am no stalker and respect my brother's privacy.

channelmonica 17

Thursday 23 January 2014 4:45

Hey, OP here. I'm rather surprised this of all things to go wrong actually got published. Yes, I am a girl and I was talking about my older brother. Unfortunately he is older than 18, so the whole "parent punishment" idea won't work - now that he's in college I hardly see him as is. I'm not that bothered by it because he's done worse growing up in our household. Yes, brother - sister rivalry since the beginning of time. Even though I can miss him at times, things have been a lot easier since he got out of the house. He never tells me anything that goes on in his life, so would have been nice to see what he has been up to via Facebook. However, I am no stalker and respect my brother's privacy.