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It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.

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yea lots of guys do want to try it. BUT they should also be willing to take it up the butt first, its more pleasurable for them anyway

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I have never figured out why guys like anal. I have never liked it. Why put it into a nasty asshole and do something that usually causes pain to the girl. I had one girlfriend that wanted to try it once and both of us did not like it.

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The only reason people may like it is because the anus is more tighter than the vagina, I believe.

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Q: Why do guys like big tits and tight asses? A: Because they have big mouths and tiny dicks. I don't believe it's only because it's tighter (some may?) but many girls do their Kegel exercise now a day.(: I think many are just curious or wanting to do something considered taboo. I agree with DjeePee in 9, It is your own personal choice how you feel about it.

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Q: Why do women like a fat wallet? A: Because they are lazy, self centered, selfish failures of a person who can't find security on their own. Q: Why is sourgirl sour? A: Because no man in his right mind has ever or will ever touch her with a 10 foot pole.

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Here above my comment is a prime example of what I just explained. take a good look guys, learn well, and don't fall victim

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See there are two kinds of what you are. Its called the bitch, and the butch. You my friend are the bitch.

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I love how all the assholes, failures at life and bitches band together to vote down on comments.. its hilarious

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so, still epic failing the responses? Don't like facts? Too bad, go cry to someone who cares.

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I love how you make an even bigger ass out of yourself with every new comment you make. Oh, wait, I don't. Now fuck off.

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Moderator, get of the rag. If you are going to remove my joke, you are going to remove hers too, unless of course, you are being objectional, which is against the site rules for you i might add?

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Would you mind taking some xanax or ritalin please? The comments section isn't intended to host sissy slap-fests, you know. It really isn't.

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yeah 59 she has tons of Internet friends even if no one likes her in real life. you sure showed Furley by making fun of his internet popularity on a childish website.

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and the comments section isnt your personal opinion center either so stop abusing your undeserved powers.

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yeah 59 she has tons of Internet friends even if no one likes her in real life. you sure showed Furley by making fun of his internet popularity on a childish website.

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Wrong. I'm a guy and I could care less about it. I can't tell you the number of women asking/begging for it though.

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Same here, I'm a guy (that is strait) and I don't give a sh*t about anal or any other stereotypical teenage male antics. And no I wasn't trying to make a joke when I said, "I don't give a sh*t about anal". So nobody say, "I see what you did there".

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I don't really understand that gays are called "fudge packers" and taunted for doing anal when it is apparently fine to do a female in the butt. And don't say it's because women want it because most women I know, including myself have only tried it because our guy wanted us to.

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also being a straight guy it's cause the ass is tighter then the pussy butt the longer you go the wetter and loser it gets so many guys find it pleasing. then there's also the fact that it's impossible to get pregnant from anal

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Well I am Dr. Blue Penguin the scientist, and I prove this theory! >_> No, I agree. You are right. As much as I enjoy it, I get asked for it every time I go to have sex. And most of the time, I don't mind, but sometimes I'd just like some simple vagina sex. It's nice, Lol.

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vaginas should be tight anyways i think. when guys want anal I'm like - what's wrong with my vagina? lol. but it's the experience - and mixing it up, I get it. but as for "gross" thing - some ppl just don't like sex. it should be enjoyable! maybe everyone needs to watch some porn every once in a while. or atleast californication. stop living under rocks, sheltered dumb people. don't bash anything till you've tried it.

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you want anal and your name is donkey dick lol. and you wouldn't wanna call it the poop shoot because one day you may get some nasty shit on your dick.

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Desiring anal sex doesn't make a guy gay. What makes a guy gay is desiring sex with men. It doesn't matter if you fantasize about your girlfriend wearing a strap-on and giving YOU anal, as long as you are fantasizing about/having sex with a woman, it is heterosexual behavior (for a guy). Anal sex is generally sought for many reasons. Commonly cited ones include the general 'dirty' or 'taboo' feel, the relative tightness of the anus compared to a vagina (more friction does, indeed feel be

Yeah, OP, what are we expected to say now? You have chosen him, if it bothers you so much that he doesn't (dare to say he) love(s) you, you should discuss it, shouldn't you? I think it's essential in a healthy relationship to love your partner AND say it on a regular basis, but who am I... Three years in a relationship without a single time hearing (and saying?) 'I love you', and no communication about it. YDI. I'm not going to speak about the anal part, that's a personal choice. And everyone

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I agree. What people do in the bedroom is their own choice. If she doesn't like it then maybe they aren't sexually compatible. Also, to all those people who are making comments about butt sex, remember that gay men do it all the time. Are you saying that aspect of gay sex is disgusting?

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I think that's exactly what they're saying. And there's nothing wrong with thinking that "that aspect of gay sex" is disgusting.

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Yeah, think there's something seriously wrong with this relationship. Considering what it took for the guy to say it, I doubt he fucking means it. They're both at fault though. I don't understand being in a relationship for that long and not saying "I love you." It must not be that meaningful of a relationship to either party.

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They are allowed to think whatever they want, I was just pointing out that it's a fairly common practice and they should be more tolerant.

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Saying "I love you" for the wrong reason is probably worse than not saying it at all. It kind of proves that he's in the relationship for the type of sex (anal) that he can get.

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I meant it as some gays like anal because they prefer it for as much as I know. It's like how some lesbians like strap-ons because they don't have a dick and still...you know, want the experience. Sorry if my point made me look like a person against gays, but I'm not. I was just making a point that many gays do it because, well, there's a hole so they can still experience fucking each other.

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And many straight people do it. And many bisexuals do it. And (unfortunately) many pedophiles do it. Your point?

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I thought I just explained my rather pointless point....? Oh, fuck this,, I always end up pointing out random stuff and making people misunderstand me. It's like a self fault, I never seem to think before I say things... :(

It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.

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He's definitely talking shit. Saying "I love you" after anal is a nice way of softening the fact that he doesn't respect you anymore.

guys need to relax with that. it's disgusting. I swear I'm going to tattoo my ass. the left cheek will say exit and the right cheek will say only. then there's not even an excuse for surprise butt sex lol

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I think you guys should shut the fuck up. Obviously, you think you can be a bitch or whatever on the Internet, but no, that's just plain horrible. Show some respect to others, I say shame on you for making such mean comments. >:(

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fat bitches waste precious stick length, if you prefer KFC fed phat asses it's your choice. I enjoy my salad fed, lingerie worn gf's perfectly sized fine ass.

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keep feeding your ugly fat ass with KFC. I respect women who try to keep their ass fit as it's much harder than inventing excuses for having a huge ass. she can tatoo any shit on her ass, I just feel pity for the poor bastard filling that caneloni stuffed giant ass.

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EXIT ONLY really? what if you were doing it doggie style? Maybe tattoo it around your asshole instead of your ass cheeks? WTF really...

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