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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 December 2011 11:25 / United States
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By  perdix  |  29

It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.

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I have never figured out why guys like anal. I have never liked it. Why put it into a nasty asshole and do something that usually causes pain to the girl. I had one girlfriend that wanted to try it once and both of us did not like it.

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  sourgirl101  |  21

Q: Why do guys like big tits and tight asses? A: Because they have big mouths and tiny dicks. I don't believe it's only because it's tighter (some may?) but many girls do their Kegel exercise now a day.(: I think many are just curious or wanting to do something considered taboo. I agree with DjeePee in 9, It is your own personal choice how you feel about it.

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  Furley  |  4

Q: Why do women like a fat wallet? A: Because they are lazy, self centered, selfish failures of a person who can't find security on their own. Q: Why is sourgirl sour? A: Because no man in his right mind has ever or will ever touch her with a 10 foot pole.

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  Furley  |  4

Moderator, get of the rag. If you are going to remove my joke, you are going to remove hers too, unless of course, you are being objectional, which is against the site rules for you i might add?

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  joooeee  |  3

yeah 59 she has tons of Internet friends even if no one likes her in real life. you sure showed Furley by making fun of his internet popularity on a childish website.

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  joooeee  |  3

yeah 59 she has tons of Internet friends even if no one likes her in real life. you sure showed Furley by making fun of his internet popularity on a childish website.

By  tangelo23  |  0

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  nocanhaz  |  4

Same here, I'm a guy (that is strait) and I don't give a sh*t about anal or any other stereotypical teenage male antics. And no I wasn't trying to make a joke when I said, "I don't give a sh*t about anal". So nobody say, "I see what you did there".

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  cowgod123  |  0

I see what you did there.

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  EffinToofer  |  3

I don't really understand that gays are called "fudge packers" and taunted for doing anal when it is apparently fine to do a female in the butt. And don't say it's because women want it because most women I know, including myself have only tried it because our guy wanted us to.

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  The_Moustache  |  6

I see what you did there.

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  xADTR182  |  0

Your right about anal being nasty, but wrong about all guys wanting it. I mean, why the FUCK would you want to put something in there? That's an exit only people! Why would it be any better than the normal way? Fucking gross.

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  malters  |  9

also being a straight guy it's cause the ass is tighter then the pussy butt the longer you go the wetter and loser it gets so many guys find it pleasing. then there's also the fact that it's impossible to get pregnant from anal

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  Zayna_604  |  0

T.M.I. dude... (p.s. comment above was a mistake... i accually disagree!)

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actually it is scientifically proven that when a woman has the BIG O from anal sex it's even bigger and more intense, and yes more women ask for anal more than men do.

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  penguinazul  |  13

Well I am Dr. Blue Penguin the scientist, and I prove this theory! >_> No, I agree. You are right. As much as I enjoy it, I get asked for it every time I go to have sex. And most of the time, I don't mind, but sometimes I'd just like some simple vagina sex. It's nice, Lol.

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vaginas should be tight anyways i think. when guys want anal I'm like - what's wrong with my vagina? lol. but it's the experience - and mixing it up, I get it. but as for "gross" thing - some ppl just don't like sex. it should be enjoyable! maybe everyone needs to watch some porn every once in a while. or atleast californication. stop living under rocks, sheltered dumb people. don't bash anything till you've tried it.

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  KaintukeeBob  |  13

Desiring anal sex doesn't make a guy gay. What makes a guy gay is desiring sex with men. It doesn't matter if you fantasize about your girlfriend wearing a strap-on and giving YOU anal, as long as you are fantasizing about/having sex with a woman, it is heterosexual behavior (for a guy). Anal sex is generally sought for many reasons. Commonly cited ones include the general 'dirty' or 'taboo' feel, the relative tightness of the anus compared to a vagina (more friction does, indeed feel better, to a certain point), a certain expectation bias (it happens all the time in porn, so it must be popular - I should try it and see why), and the "I can't believe she's letting me do this" factor. To be completely honest, it's probably not a very healthy act for either party - the anal tissues tear easily, allowing an easy path for the massive host of bacteria at the end of the human digestive tract to enter the body, it can lead to anal prolapse (which is where you essentially shit your guts out), and if there are any small cuts or scrapes on the penis (such as from insufficient lube) it can put the man at risk from afore mentioned bacteria.

By  DjeePee  |  24

Yeah, OP, what are we expected to say now? You have chosen him, if it bothers you so much that he doesn't (dare to say he) love(s) you, you should discuss it, shouldn't you? I think it's essential in a healthy relationship to love your partner AND say it on a regular basis, but who am I... Three years in a relationship without a single time hearing (and saying?) 'I love you', and no communication about it. YDI. I'm not going to speak about the anal part, that's a personal choice. And everyone who's going to say 'eeeew anal YDI for having dirty, nasty anal sex :( :( :(' without even trying it is childish.

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  LoLlersnakes  |  0

I agree. What people do in the bedroom is their own choice. If she doesn't like it then maybe they aren't sexually compatible. Also, to all those people who are making comments about butt sex, remember that gay men do it all the time. Are you saying that aspect of gay sex is disgusting?

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  beccusmaximus  |  0

Yeah, think there's something seriously wrong with this relationship. Considering what it took for the guy to say it, I doubt he fucking means it. They're both at fault though. I don't understand being in a relationship for that long and not saying "I love you." It must not be that meaningful of a relationship to either party.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Saying "I love you" for the wrong reason is probably worse than not saying it at all. It kind of proves that he's in the relationship for the type of sex (anal) that he can get.

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I meant it as some gays like anal because they prefer it for as much as I know. It's like how some lesbians like strap-ons because they don't have a dick and still...you know, want the experience. Sorry if my point made me look like a person against gays, but I'm not. I was just making a point that many gays do it because, well, there's a hole so they can still experience fucking each other.

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I thought I just explained my rather pointless point....? Oh, fuck this,, I always end up pointing out random stuff and making people misunderstand me. It's like a self fault, I never seem to think before I say things... :(

By  perdix  |  29

It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.

By  italiangurrl  |  8

guys need to relax with that. it's disgusting. I swear I'm going to tattoo my ass. the left cheek will say exit and the right cheek will say only. then there's not even an excuse for surprise butt sex lol

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I think you guys should shut the fuck up. Obviously, you think you can be a bitch or whatever on the Internet, but no, that's just plain horrible. Show some respect to others, I say shame on you for making such mean comments. >:(

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  pitineo_fml  |  0

fat bitches waste precious stick length, if you prefer KFC fed phat asses it's your choice. I enjoy my salad fed, lingerie worn gf's perfectly sized fine ass.

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  pitineo_fml  |  0

keep feeding your ugly fat ass with KFC. I respect women who try to keep their ass fit as it's much harder than inventing excuses for having a huge ass. she can tatoo any shit on her ass, I just feel pity for the poor bastard filling that caneloni stuffed giant ass.

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