By Anonymous - 20/06/2018 19:30 - Australia

Today, I discovered that my ex is still my emergency contact at work. I found this out when I fainted and my work called her. She told them to "pull the plug". FML
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PenguinPal3017 19

Did they pull the plug? I hope you're not posting this as a ghost.

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Zekfen 17

Better make sure she isn’t still on your life insurance policy or she might get ideas involving plugs.

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ragnarok1540 39

Plot Twist: OP fainted from pain after inserting an enormously large butt plug!!!

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PenguinPal3017 19

Did they pull the plug? I hope you're not posting this as a ghost.

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tranced_ 45

What else did you expect from her? And why do you sound surprised lol?!

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PenguinPal3017 19

I'm friendly with my exes. I once had two exes sleep over at my place at the same time.

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apossessedbagel 14

I mean you don't have to like your exes but telling someone to pull the plug is petty.

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Zekfen 17

Better make sure she isn’t still on your life insurance policy or she might get ideas involving plugs.

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tounces7 27

But you got the last laugh because you run on batteries, right?

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sounds like she is the one. Go get her back.

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openawhole00 6

did the hospital send you home only to habe a swollen arm 4 hours later?

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