Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period... - FML

By Michelle - 27/12/2009 07:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

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Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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danii_s2 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:00

I hope he wasn't serious

tightshirtman 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:47

I got no problem with the activity, but his reason for saying he liked it is seriously ****** up and you should dump him before he becomes a serial killer.

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Stfu_bitch 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 17:52

lmfao...gross on the OPs part..but funny on the bfs side lol.....kinda if you don't think to much about. it

Skull_300 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:03

What the ****? Does he go Beaver hunting?

ichliebedich_fml 0

Monday 26 July 2010 7:09

win.

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 8:28

lul

duck2121 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:06

WOW.............

snafu57 1

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:15

I knew of a mortician who liked his wife to take ice cold baths,then lie perfectly still during sex. this is the only incident I know of that's sicker than yours. run, do not walk away from this guy.

monster_tamer 11

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:58

Necrophilia?

ActionFearo 39

Sunday 16 March 2014 10:02

My girlfriend tried to get me to do that... Something about glitter and a Cullen... Idk.

ceebies 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:17

ydi for letting him try it so he could find out he liked that nastiness

Gummybears4life 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:21

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

pwete 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:24

either he was joking or you were breaking up with him. right?

seeimdee 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:25

that's fricken kinky

Breeneefml12 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:34

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

LadyGore 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 23:22

Firstly, period odor rarely smells like fish. Secondly, I'm not sure what women you sleep with but if all you smell is fish when she opens her legs that's your problem and you should pick them better..

jc21_fml 1

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:44

sick.

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