Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period... - FML

By Michelle - 27/12/2009 07:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

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Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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danii_s2 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:00

I hope he wasn't serious

tightshirtman 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:47

I got no problem with the activity, but his reason for saying he liked it is seriously ****** up and you should dump him before he becomes a serial killer.

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ImShamazingHun 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 22:55

ok. sex period=ewww... r u like, a sex addict? can't even wait till ur done ragging to have sex?? and obviously u dnt mind tht much if u did it in the first place =O

hooya990 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:46

WHAT THE FVCK!

gotgoodz21 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:53

you might want to find a new boyfriend

teamwork 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:31

hahahahahahahaha he sounds like a savage.

wtsc 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:50

this is epic. this man is funny.

writer4life 0

Monday 28 December 2009 2:16

wow no offense but he sounds like a serial killer in the making

autismcure 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:39

it can actually be good for the girl. having sex while the girl is on her period can take away those awful cramps that she might have.

blueyes86 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:56

wow he sounds like a keeper

Notastalker 0

Monday 28 December 2009 4:01

I loovvveee stabbing small things to death. escpecialy BABIES and SMALL CHILDREN!!! Boo. scary shit uh?

ashlea925 0

Monday 28 December 2009 4:04

ah hahahahahah.! sick duuuude.

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