Love: Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend...

By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

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You deserved it 4 060

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 761

You deserved it 200

By w00tz - 27/03/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 99 757

You deserved it 9 301

Gamers CAN have a love life

By Anonymous - 04/03/2022 10:00

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 277

You deserved it 1 811

By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 399

You deserved it 7 013

Gamers rise up

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 933

You deserved it 179

By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 099

You deserved it 4 640

By Noname - 13/02/2009 03:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 644

You deserved it 7 882

By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 870

You deserved it 14 022

By Anonymous - 22/10/2016 04:32

Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 516

You deserved it 743

Gamers rise up

By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 197

You deserved it 143

lsfry 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:07

Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:13

Did she win him over with a cheat code?

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Mikearam 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:25

Your lying

BeeSkwaird 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:53

Hey lying what??

Dr_Awesome654 24

Wednesday 17 August 2016 23:58

Seriously? You're 39 and you don't know the difference between you're and your?

VictimOfTheft 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:30

What a completely ignorant comment regarding an incredibly large percentage of the industrialized world's population.

beastlydevon 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:35

how will he hve sex with a gta gf. stick your man stick into the input?

fylatfyldotcom 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:37

you sure about that, sounds like no life to me, get a dude with a life and you know...

steennnn 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:40

He knows that she is a cop?

Hendrixguy 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:41

I guess his Gta girlfriend rides with him more than OP does. :/

ElMundio87 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:41

#15 the feeling is mutual

Danielt104 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:45

Your boyfriend's a failure. Seriously, who dumps their girlfriend for a fake one in a videogame?!?

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:50

Was he really pleasing you though? Really?

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:22

Sounds like a man of character!

danman91 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:53

this has to be fake.

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