Love: Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because...

By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 12:53 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML

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By dumped - 14/12/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2022 16:00

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 20:00

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By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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Keyman1212 14

Friday 29 April 2011 19:03

Yeah, I'd be annoyed if I were you too.

mk58 31

Friday 29 April 2011 19:05

Then kick his ass, instead of being annoyed with him. I would have dumped his ass if my boyfriend ever even thought of doing that.

Comments

bobbymullet 11

Friday 29 July 2011 2:34

she's probably not considered his ex anymore/:

DecemberSkye44 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:00

43 is probably being cheated on at this very moment. :-/ the point is if u r with someone you shouldn't worry about spending a long period of time with a member of the opposite sex. wtf is the point of being in a relationship?? I really hope u don't ever think of giving him another chance OP. no one deserves that.