The illustrated FMLs

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

By Nick - / Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:26 / United Kingdom
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By  awesome576  |  0

1st omg wow that sucks

  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

You two like to assume the worst even when it's the least likely interpretation, huh?

More like he probably wishes he'd known sooner, so he could have seen her grow up, rather than only finding out because she knew his name and added him. The mom could have had the decency to tell him.

  Intoxicunt  |  5

"Like to assume the worst"??? I didn't assume a thing, thanks. I was answering her question based on my opinion. I didn't say, "He would THINK he was better off."

  oogyboogy  |  6



@ Moemoemoe (#14 post)
I'm sorry, but you have the wrong interpretation of my question and you are assuming the worst of me. I just post a question because of the lack of clarity. I was just wondering why the OP would think this is an FML. In result, I neither voted "agree" or "disagree" to this FML nor post a hurtful or sarcastic comment.

  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

#119: My comment was based on the fact you replied "yes" to the troll saying OP didn't want to know he had a daughter. Because you agreed with him, it seemed that you were doing the same as him, assuming the worst.
In fact, it still seems that way based on just that one comment, but if you were not, cool.

  lem0n_fml  |  0

Or perhaps you're thinking of this in the wrong way. Perhaps OP is a sperm donor and the daughter did her research and found out who her father was. You never know. :)

  melimeli628  |  10

well its easy. My half brother found me on facebook. If they know enough details like name. birthplace. everythign like that. they can prove they are related. in OP's case. the girl probably was like 'hey you did my mom Derpina Derpface back in 83' and here I am.

By  jessxoxo28  |  5

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  frostie  |  0

You should have a DNA test done to make sure that she is really your daughter and if she is then: the woman you accidentally had your kid with didnt want you know because she might have thought you were going to run from the kid, or be a bad father figure.

By  ctgirl12345  |  0

that is totally made up! you know if you have a daughter! so shut your fucking mouth

  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

#12: Men give birth now? What makes you think he'd necessarily know he got some chick pregnant a while ago, if the chick never told him...??
And how about you go back to your room and sit in the corner until you learn to think and speak properly to the adults before you continue being vulgar for no reason?

  ohsofingfunny  |  0

You're an IDIOT!!! I was one of those doorstep daughters. My dad knew nothing of me untill I showed up one day because mom was stupid and didn't tell him. If this is true I feel for the guy.

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