Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time...

By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By nosymptoms - 10/02/2012 00:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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By anonymous - 04/07/2012 14:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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No. Just… No.

By none - 22/08/2013 04:27 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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Wrap it

By Anonymous - 09/07/2020 20:02

Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML

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MRSwick2525 23

Monday 3 August 2015 16:18

What a dirt bag moves on his part. Hopefully you used protection OP. Get to a Doctor as soon as possible to get checked!!!

leopardwilliam 22

Monday 3 August 2015 16:17

I'm hoping you wore protection, but I'm guessing you didn't

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itssohapi 15

Monday 3 August 2015 19:42

Hopefully he's your ex boyfriend now.

AhoyCaptian 16

Monday 3 August 2015 19:42

btw in the state of Ohio, that is illegal.

1dvos_grl3 21

Monday 3 August 2015 19:45

I hope you used a condom..

Kapj 14

Monday 3 August 2015 19:48

That could be considered assault with a deadly weapon

devinaww 15

Monday 3 August 2015 19:55

dump his sorry ass for being so inconsiderate

EminemIsDemBoss 9

Monday 3 August 2015 19:56

"my boyfriend of 2 months". didnt knew u could've sex with a baby

tiredofwaiting 25

Monday 3 August 2015 19:56

I hope you used protection.

sallen14 8

Monday 3 August 2015 20:02

I'm pretty sure that's illegal. You can probably go speak to the police or something. You legally have to tell someone, that's your life too.

vikky538 28

Monday 3 August 2015 20:11

I would have put him quarantine zone.

shepardkinz 19

Monday 3 August 2015 20:13

How do you just forget to tell someone that? So sorry, OP. FYL and I hope you seriously reconsider this relationship!

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