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Since when do dogs go on FML?

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Wait.. So she wants to take a dump on her yard just because her boyfriend left op for her? Don't you think that that's a little over the top? I realize you're heartbroken, but come on op, move on. You couldn't have expected him to love you forever.

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  downtime  |  12

OP he left you for her, he didn't cheat on you, people have every right to be with whoever makes them happy. I see no evidence that he did anything to you, so maybe you should get over it. Do you wonder why he left you? From this one short story the rest of us have a pretty clear idea.

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  angeluv_2014  |  22

She's just venting! No one likes to be dumped, especially for another woman... That would make me feel like shit. Now read this comment again... DUMPED, SHIT; this FML is just a play on her feelings. Now, have some sympathy and imagine how CRAPPY she must feel.

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I think I would rather go out with a girl named Hope than someone who calls themselves "queenlatifababe101" and contemplates on taking dumps on neighbors lawns, but I'm speaking for myself of course...

By  ciarakennedy  |  4

That's both sad and descusting....

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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

People make mistakes :) good thing I'm not a people! Himynameiskrista, you're adorable :D sorry for creepin' :o

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  Italiae  |  7

I still spelled cus right tho lol

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  Spike300  |  12

It's not the fact that he abbreviated it; it's because he is being hypocritical. If you are trying to abbreviate because, it's 'cause, not cus. Grammar Nazis FTW!

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  Italiae  |  7

Sorry, would you like me to spell them out like this? Because it is just easier to abbreviate words, which I at least spell correctly.

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  Spike300  |  12

Never start a sentence with because; that's just common sense. I shall stop arguing with an inferior being such as yourself, so as not to fill the comment section with spam.

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  cjade5  |  0

Technically "cus" isn't a word just slang, therefore you spelled "because" wrong..

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  Ecklcakes  |  15

You guys are all annoying errors that need to be fixed. Stop wasting comment space (in this thread I'm pretty everyone has either misspelt or corrected something correct at least once). So BLEH.

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  Ecklcakes  |  15

You're such an attention seeker. You clearly don't like cheese.

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40, you can start a sentence with "because," but teachers teach little kids not to because they usually use it wrong. As long as there's a subject and verb then it's fine. Because he spelled "disgusting" wrong, he was raped on FML.

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  saksxalmo  |  20

#149, I don't know who my neighbors are dating. It's definitely the ex-boyfriend's fault (assuming he cheated, because if he didn't, then OP needs to get over it) because it's his and OP's responsibilities to be faithful, not the neighbor, who never made any promises of commitment to anyone.

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  ohmandapants  |  16

So you've never noticed who your neighbours are dating? I have. And they've noticed my boyfriend too. You're bound to see them, just like her neighbour was bound to notice this guy at OP's house at some point. So yeah, she probably knew.

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  saksxalmo  |  20

#209, no, I haven't. Congratulations that you have, but obviously not everyone is the same. The neighbor might be like me and not pay attention to who her neighbors are dating. Either way, the boyfriend's decisions and actions wouldn't be the neighbor's fault/responsibility. The boyfriend made his own decisions. #216, read what I wrote again. "assuming he cheated, ***because if he didn't, then OP needs to get over it***" We kind of agree, don't we? I'm saying that it doesn't matter whether or not he cheated, because the neighbor couldn't have forced the boyfriend to do anything and shouldn't be punished for the boyfriend's actions.

By  LegalyWhite  |  7

Well i "hope" that she will have to clean it up

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  LegalyWhite  |  7

You sould stfu

By  EddiE_CN  |  8

*Insert shitty pun here*

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