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Wait.. So she wants to take a dump on her yard just because her boyfriend left op for her? Don't you think that that's a little over the top? I realize you're heartbroken, but come on op, move on. You couldn't have expected him to love you forever.

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OP he left you for her, he didn't cheat on you, people have every right to be with whoever makes them happy. I see no evidence that he did anything to you, so maybe you should get over it. Do you wonder why he left you? From this one short story the rest of us have a pretty clear idea.

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i see y he broke up wit u. well try too move on kk? their will be other dudes. haha i did that on purpose just to annoy you grammar nazi's :)

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She's just venting! No one likes to be dumped, especially for another woman... That would make me feel like shit. Now read this comment again... DUMPED, SHIT; this FML is just a play on her feelings. Now, have some sympathy and imagine how CRAPPY she must feel.

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I think I would rather go out with a girl named Hope than someone who calls themselves "queenlatifababe101" and contemplates on taking dumps on neighbors lawns, but I'm speaking for myself of course...

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It's not the fact that he abbreviated it; it's because he is being hypocritical. If you are trying to abbreviate because, it's 'cause, not cus. Grammar Nazis FTW!

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30- I've learned that admitting you're wrong before obliterating an entire thread is key to making things right, partially anyway.

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You guys are all annoying errors that need to be fixed. Stop wasting comment space (in this thread I'm pretty everyone has either misspelt or corrected something correct at least once). So BLEH.

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40, you can start a sentence with "because," but teachers teach little kids not to because they usually use it wrong. As long as there's a subject and verb then it's fine. Because he spelled "disgusting" wrong, he was raped on FML.

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She's her neighbour. She most definitely knew. And I'm pretty sure 4 was being sarcastic. OP, have some class. Taking a dump in her backyard is nasty.

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#149, I don't know who my neighbors are dating. It's definitely the ex-boyfriend's fault (assuming he cheated, because if he didn't, then OP needs to get over it) because it's his and OP's responsibilities to be faithful, not the neighbor, who never made any promises of commitment to anyone.

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So you've never noticed who your neighbours are dating? I have. And they've noticed my boyfriend too. You're bound to see them, just like her neighbour was bound to notice this guy at OP's house at some point. So yeah, she probably knew.

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#209, no, I haven't. Congratulations that you have, but obviously not everyone is the same. The neighbor might be like me and not pay attention to who her neighbors are dating. Either way, the boyfriend's decisions and actions wouldn't be the neighbor's fault/responsibility. The boyfriend made his own decisions. #216, read what I wrote again. "assuming he cheated, ***because if he didn't, then OP needs to get over it***" We kind of agree, don't we? I'm saying that it doesn't matter

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Anyone remember that old FML about piss pipes and poop chutes? It sorta flashed into my brain when I read this...

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