Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope.... - FML

By queenlatifa101bebe - 10/12/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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YummiGummi 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:28

witty. very witty.

McMike10 1

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:28

You're punny

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jbones24 22

Saturday 10 December 2011 11:05

keep it classy folks

SmilyFaceGuy 7

Saturday 10 December 2011 11:30

I see what you did there

screamo_neve 12

Saturday 10 December 2011 20:10

Fertilizing her neighbor's lawn! How thoughtful.

SweetEllie 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:14

How unladylike >.>

robc32ca 4

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:19

You're nuts...he's better off...

knockoutmouse 8

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:21

Yes, because it's totally her fault that he left you for her. Not. Unless she was actively pursuing/encouraging him, then it's not very reasonable to blame her for his actions.

SwtCherryPie 26

Saturday 10 December 2011 13:31

Thank you. Im glad someone said that. OP-There was obviously something he didnt like about you and from the way you posted this, maybe its because you seem a bit childish. Boohoo my bf left me. Ima go take a shit in the new gf's yard. How is that even logical? Proabably your own fault he's gone in the first place and acting like that is gonna make him dislike you even more.

Glidefedt 6

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:38

I saw what you did there.

TonyIsMyDog 2

Saturday 10 December 2011 15:46

The guy before you had it right.

youshitme 9

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:40

Do it!!! please do it and post photographic evidence.

yuuudiii 13

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:43

girls rules.....girl poops......

GypsyRover 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 13:26

Lmao!! If you chuck all his stuff out in the yard,you would have moved him half way to his new place!

uKNOuLOVEit 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 14:08

EWW.. be a lady.. maybe thats why he left your stank ass

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