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By SapphireDolphin - 15/06/2016 04:02 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook message because according to him we don't talk enough. Even though he had ignored my last 3 messages. He ended his text with "oh by the way, sorry about your grandmother" She passed away last week and this was the first time he'd bothered to text me. FML

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Disaster666 10

Wednesday 15 June 2016 17:30

Well, in all honesty, who needs a circlejerk like this to begin with?

wow2mylife 25

Wednesday 15 June 2016 23:35

it's both of yours FYI

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Disaster666 10

Wednesday 15 June 2016 17:30

Well, in all honesty, who needs a circlejerk like this to begin with?

wow2mylife 25

Wednesday 15 June 2016 23:35

it's both of yours FYI

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