By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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cathylee22 4

Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?

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RyanMacVey 17

cmon guys... it dont matter if they shave it or nawt... its still a ****** :P

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schwebel 0

It does matter, the last thing i want to do when going down on a girl is take out the hedge trimmer

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RyanMacVey 17

mahn everyone here is so disrespectful tae girls... fs maybe a girl dont wanna put your hairy dick in her mouth so you shud shave it then bitch

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RyanMacVey 17

ahahaha good fur you mate... but I wuddnt dae that.... which is why I wuddnt ask a girl tae dae that

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jess6blondie9 2

Honestly, I think if you're going to go down on a girl, you don't want to be eating pubes. Same for guys. I know I wouldn't want to go down on someone who's hair is thicker than their dick.

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vanilla2u 5

eww @every1luvsboners why do we need to know that........ XD

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jess6blondie9 2

It's not gross at all. And we do need to know that. It's curtail information.

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TripOnShoelaces 0

You should also consider using proper, standardized English.

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schwebel 0

Plan A. Go shave Plan B. Go get a French Braid

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Tuesdays76 0

hairless bodies yes, but if your are a girl please keep hair on your head! don't pull a Brittany

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bradlyl 0

yeah, no guy wants to be flossing when he goes down on a girl, that's just slack.

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persianjr1 7

wouldn't that hurt like hell?

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fried_lime 0

hello I don't know why I'm saying this, but you're super beautiful :D

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poptart10170 3

just wondering, but do you shave yours?

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hook_em 0

boners poptart is just in denial because every woman his age dumped him so he to women 55 and older and got dumped now he is hitting on 15 yr old girls I'm assuming to hope they are young and dumb enough too but in return he will still get rejected

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lionheart822 13

umm is that some how supposed to be an insult to Jess? lol that's sorta how it came across to me. ;D

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hook_em 0

haha nope no insult to her it's just what he is more than likely thinking so no hatin on the blonde or any blonde jokes here

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ladybugobgyn 0

While it is very noble of you boners to defend Jess from the perverts on FML, keep in mind that this 15yr old is also talking about going down on guys in another comment. Therefore, it would be expected that she would answer such questions. I get so tired of seeing pretty young girls degrade themselves by provocative pictures and comments. Get an education and try and impress people with your brain, not your boobs or sleazy comments.

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thereborn15 0

Ik this is random but ur purtty lol

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Nicrostar 0

Dump him and tell him to have fun with Hand Solo

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ardencred 7

this is definitely a Win!!! LOL.

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JCBaseball13 6

LMFAOOO!!! ok that was PERFECT!! well played

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KingDingALing 9

Use the same joke on him but instead of Chewbacca, call his dick "Chewy".

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Garay 0

it's hairy and screams loudly, SHIT!

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Thedrugslikeme2 0

All you have to do is get on top of him naked and make it look like you ****** is munching and you make the omnomnomnom noise.

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New_mommy2011 0

aha! ahahaha! BAHAHAHA! epic win XD

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Bofferding_fml 6

aw you can have hella fun with that! just do the 69, have someone take a pic from above and it'll look like your boyfriend has some murder schnauzer!

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