Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday....

By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

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Same thing different taste

By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 3 358

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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You deserved it 123

By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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You deserved it 3 228

By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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You deserved it 2 024

Kinda sweet

By cakegirl - 26/05/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML

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You deserved it 3 812

So special

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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You deserved it 3 549

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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You deserved it 3 251

Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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You deserved it 90

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 216

zandalee 19

Friday 3 January 2014 11:53

Perhaps he was trying to find a way that wouldn't hurt you too much.

Gittoh 21

Friday 3 January 2014 11:51

if he broke up in a sensitive way, then I think your mom need some credit, if he was a douche well...then f them both. And how did you know? ; S

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myheartisinNE 3

Saturday 4 January 2014 4:27

Harsh!

Sebastian2022 22

Saturday 4 January 2014 9:08

It's my birthday today too! Happy birthday. :)

blowinkissies 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 18:52

Happy birthday!(x

brywhit80 3

Saturday 4 January 2014 22:23

Focus on middle school

cherokii_Squa 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:35

Your mom so bogus

thefanmeister 3

Sunday 5 January 2014 7:54

no shit..

funturtle23 6

Wednesday 8 January 2014 16:34

Maybe he didn't want to completely break your heart and he was discussing the softest way to put you down.

kitushka 7

Friday 13 March 2015 1:23

The same happened to me! Except my ex did it whilst I was in hospital by my bedside.

fantastamazing 10

Tuesday 14 March 2017 3:06

I accidentally voted that you deserved it and you didn't ! I'm so sorry! :'(

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Same thing different taste

Kinda sweet

So special

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