Break-ups and Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail....

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Emily - 17/12/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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You deserved it 4 258

By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 315

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 294

You deserved it 4 018

DocBastard 38

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:29

Well that's a load of c-rap.

misspulkadot24 17

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:23

Classy. Is it really that hard to say it (NOT sing it) one on one? Seems like people are getting more and more juvenile.

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kishuu_fml 1

Monday 3 September 2012 0:40

Love the way you cry o.o

samanthasalameh 3

Monday 3 September 2012 1:02

Funny, this one was used a couple of hours ago. How original.

TheLadyOpal 30

Monday 3 September 2012 1:41

I think it's the same FML, actually. Just got edited to be less wordy.

tacostacos 2

Monday 3 September 2012 1:18

He black ain't he?

Alecksander 4

Monday 3 September 2012 1:47

Wasn't this worded differently earlier?

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