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It's obvious...she actually controls the minds of goats, so she told the goat to ram into your genitals. Happens all the time.

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It's obvious...she actually controls the minds of goats, so she told the goat to ram into your genitals. Happens all the time.

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Or she and the goat are conspiring a female +goat world domination. You were the test subject for a soon-to-be global crisis.

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So this domination will take place with a series of goat kicks to ballsacks? I'm pretty sure our military is equipped to handle that.

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I must admit if there is some kinda deity out there seems like he is sayin "Remember these down here? Stop being a pussy and get over it."

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Bollocks. Watching someone get hit in them is funny. It's a long established comedic principle. I love my husband madly and watched him get hit in the balls once (kid with terrible aim kicked a ball). I asked if he was alright but there wasn't a thing I could do to help so I laughed. After a bit, he laughed, too. I'm not saying she loves him, just that she has a sense of humour. If OP's humour doesn't line up with hers or he expected some outpouring of grief, it's no wonder they didn't work ou

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58- I'm guessing that you're the 5 year old considering your comment makes no sense because you forgot a D in supposed, and either you used the wrong punctuation, or you misread the FML.

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So am I, tbh. You watch, the mods will change it to the correct way and then my comment will make me look like a halfwit.

At least you've got her laughing.... That's a good sign...right? ...So what if her laughter only required some crazy barn animal to attack your potential children, eh?

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Actually goats do not eat everything, I had one, her name was Suzy! Btw I know 24's comment was supposed to be funny

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