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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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DizzyDancer 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:44

YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross

Dudelike89 8

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:43

Dude was just trying to share...

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friendswithstran 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 15:24

brush your teeth!

sarahbit 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 7:22

ewwwhh. :P

MeganCello 8

Friday 22 April 2011 0:29

Did anyone think that maybe the guy already wasn't feeling well, and it had nothing to do with OP? If that's the case, he shouldn't have kissed her in the first place, but ya never know.

AnaBaby96 4

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:04

that's really gross lolz

Adnelson20 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 18:55

He's the one that should be pissed because you're stealing his snack, last I heard that was 'nacho cheese'! Lol, get it?

dacoolest 0

Monday 25 April 2011 17:24

Haha thats funny :')

dacoolest 0

Monday 25 April 2011 17:28

Haha 174 is funny :')

MadisonDerp 16

Thursday 1 August 2013 4:30

*gag* Thats nasty, OP. I hoped you brushed your teeth after that. But it's obviously not his fault, don't get mad at him for it.

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