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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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DizzyDancer 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:44

YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross

Dudelike89 8

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:43

Dude was just trying to share...

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kelsiekelsie 0

Monday 18 April 2011 2:49

EEWWW I'm sorry!!:(

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 18 April 2011 4:17

EWWWW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWW :o that sucks

SkyeHeart 0

Monday 18 April 2011 7:09

mine was worse. suck it up.

amritsidhu6 0

Monday 18 April 2011 7:52

nice one 106 you tell him/her!!!!

irforever 0

Monday 18 April 2011 8:40

awww that's perfect! haha jk

Kool_Aid_Man101 0

Monday 18 April 2011 17:00

OM NOM NOM

enoughlife 3

Tuesday 19 April 2011 2:00

so does that mean he's gay??? jk jk ;)

emily7557 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:17

Eww ! thts really nasty ! I feel bad for ur first kiss experience !

reddruby 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:00

urghh lol

1970chevelless 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 7:31

He's your bf and you just kissed for the 1st time? Arent u spose to kiss 1st...then decide whether or not to go steady after he shares his nachos? lmao

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