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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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DizzyDancer 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:44

YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross

Dudelike89 8

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:43

Dude was just trying to share...

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djames66 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:15

So that's what true love's first kiss tastes like! I always thought it was bubblegum.

varkey 7

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:25

NASTY!!! I'd dump him for that... even though it wasn't really his fault, I just don't think I could bring myself to ever look at someone like that... FYL

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 17 April 2011 7:37

You learn to get over things like that as you get older.

IHunt 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:15

that's sexy

oGarlande 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 8:03

Thats no bueno. my ex used to smoke. I had having the vommitting sensation when your kissing someone

G6chick 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 9:02

like Stan from south park

cakit0o 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 10:38

damn.. you guys must be 14. Here in Europe, we have sex before we start going out as "bf/gf".

tryttyryr 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:42

14? more like 12. in australia you have sex by the time your 14

diva87 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 12:07

eww

beccamesecher 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:27

chill...maybe the dude likes Roman Showers and he was just tryin' to get he's freak on...

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:36

"I'm nacho girlfriend anymore."

Lililthx 7

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:35

Brilliant !

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Sunday 17 April 2011 14:13

That's nacho cheese!

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