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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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DizzyDancer 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:44

YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross

Dudelike89 8

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:43

Dude was just trying to share...

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sourgirl101 28

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:20

Nachos are "fun in your mouth" especially with jalapeño! Believe it or not "Denny's" has great nachos. Yummy!(:

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:57

Are you saying that nachos from Denny's are soooo good that even if they're vomited out, they'll still be pretty good? O_o

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:20

Nachos are "fun in your mouth" especially with jalapeño! Believe it or not "Denny's" has great nachos. Yummy!(:

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:20

Nachos are "fun in your mouth" especially with jalapeño! Believe it or not "Denny's" has great nachos. Yummy!(:

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:24

I'm glad to hear it was partly digested. if it was fully digested I would have to raise a brow and wonder.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:25

So you were such a bad kisser that you made him throw up? Perhaps you should work on your technique.

illmatic2 16

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:27

Or possible her hygiene...

Igor_g5 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 3:15

That's what I was thinking. Maybe brush your teeth.

xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:25

eww I hope it wasn't as bad as it sounds.....

glacilia80 8

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:33

Ewwwe, disgusting

pXc_fml 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:38

that's freaking disgusting!!! no bueno

Paigeyk 3

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:39

Wonder what you tasted like in order to get him to barf during a kiss?

MissMaid 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:36

well it could be that.. or he could have been very nervous. or OP could have has gas and let a silent killer out and the smell got to him.. there are many different possibilities ..

NaoPudding 8

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:47

How pleasant... Well, your first kiss will certainly be remembered.

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