Work: Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last... - FML

By Username - 19/10/2010 15:24 - France

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 03:30 - India - Kannur

Today, I woke up in my boss’s sofa. I was covered in vomit, my head was hurting too much, and the only thing I could remember from the party the day before was that I was holding hands with my boss. I thought the story ended there but turns out I bit him on the neck, not once, not twice, but thrice. FML

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By pukishgirl - 18/11/2010 12:12 - India

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By gb739 - 19/01/2014 17:31 - United States

Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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gmor 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:02

ooo dear 

zombehunter 2

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:13

I guess he can only get a girl to love him when they are drunk. oh he forgot to mention that you guys got it on as well :)

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Coriluvstosmile 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 21:20

FYL, he probably doesn't know you were just a drunken mess.

t1nus 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 21:41

meh, no big deal :)

mauradib 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 21:44

your boss likes you. otherwise he wouldn't have brought it up. good rule to follow, keep your business life and personal life separate.

allanjtwright 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 22:02

does he work fi

jocelyng_fml 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 22:03

:/ ops should really post on here and tell us

Dismissal 4

Tuesday 19 October 2010 22:32

Hey, he didn't HAVE to tell you. MAKE YOUR MOVE.

Helena_18 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 22:35

ohohohooooouuuuu ...

yay_knee 3

Tuesday 19 October 2010 22:42

Wait.... WTF were you doing alone, puking in the bathroom ( you were in the bathroom, right?) with your male boss? YDI for being in that situation in the first place.

lalalalala2010 3

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:15

Deny deny deny - unless u want something to happen btw u two... in that case,YDI (but not in a bad way.... if u r into him and is willing to take risk on this guy... why not?)

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Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:39

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