Bosses, Ironic and Work: Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off...

By anonymous - 29/03/2012 15:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

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By raquelcita - 26/08/2016 06:05 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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By Don't text and work - 23/06/2009 05:04 - France

Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML

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Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

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One law for thee…

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 13:59

Today, my boss called me while I was working from home to bitch me out over being away from my computer for 49 minutes, when my lunch break is only 45 minutes, thus wasting another 13 minutes. My boss is known for spending hours online gaming from home during work hours. FML

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Can't win

By Anonymous - 17/03/2019 20:00

Today, my supervisor told me off for doing something. When I reminded her that she told me to do it, she yelled at me for correcting her. FML

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Whiner!

By mrjude - 28/10/2019 04:00

Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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Storage wars

By ADayAtATime - 20/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML

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Unfair

By bm128902 - 01/10/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML

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By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her bluetooth headset. FML

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KeannaLove 32

Thursday 29 March 2012 18:52

Bosses these days. They yell at you for one thing, and then go to the same. Let all their power go to their head.

perdix 29

Thursday 29 March 2012 18:57

You expect that you and your boss are supposed to be held to the same standard? You're not going to get very far in business. It's double-standards like this that make low-level cube monkeys aspire to become bosses.

Comments

nephilim241 19

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:08

Management: Sh*t rolls downhill. (it's inescapable OP, just take their money and get on with it!)

koreyketchum 1

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:08

Hypocrites, the worlds full of 'em these days.

caybree 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:42

It always has been

nofearjenshere 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 20:18

17- Nice crotch grab.

lovepandorasaver 11

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:12

Bosses be trippin

micahsmommy 13

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:14

Ah but you, OP, are the minion who runs around getting things done so the boss can take credit for it later. Never fair but how most business is done today I'm afraid.

SortOfSexy 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:21

Bitch.

icallbullshit 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:30

Women.

lrgenesis 19

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:33

Boobs

jwebster 8

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:34

Daycare is technically work related. Find a daycare before baby comes and return to work faster and be more efficient. Sorry but unless you were talking about work she was right.