Work: Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with... - FML

By thankssomuch - 17/12/2014 03:31 - United States - Standish

Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML

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thankssomuch 11

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:36

Hey this is the Op.. So many great comments haha. I completely regret confirming it, it was like I walked into a trap. I'm going to talk to my head boss though because it's kind of ridiculous

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IAmzephyr 22

Wednesday 17 December 2014 14:11

so he fired your boyfriend and not you? maybe it was for another reason?

tony1891 22

Wednesday 17 December 2014 14:14

or maybe the boss is a horny bastard who wants op for himself.

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Mysofuckeduplife 8

Sunday 5 July 2015 15:11

Sounds like an excuse for your boyfriend to get mad at you so your boss can hook up with you

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