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By daniel_soto13 - 01/06/2016 19:49 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boss called me in. I've been working lately hard for a promotion. I got fired. FML

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peckerbeak22 14

Thursday 2 June 2016 13:33

Wow, that sucks!! Can we ask what you got fired for?

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peckerbeak22 14

Thursday 2 June 2016 13:33

Wow, that sucks!! Can we ask what you got fired for?

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