Love: Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend...

By C0olgirl - 03/04/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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By VacationRuined - 16/06/2013 23:22 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories". FML

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By hoplessG - 24/12/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

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By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

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By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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fleg 9

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:47

you're the worst kind of person.

sarah8909 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:49

What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL

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greenzo 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:53

wow how lucky she is to have a friend like you

80sfan91 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:53

1. You have an affair with your "best friend's" boyfriend. 2. The boyfriend doesn't realize his girlfriend is in Japan. 3. You think the fact that he doesn't know his girlfriend is in Japan is unimportant. 4. The boyfriend wants propose to you without even breaking up with his girlfriend. #4 has it. You and the boyfriend are idiots.

pushinglimits_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:53

jerk

bonestructure 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:54

I agree with #4, wouldn't his girlfriend have told him about going to Japan?

mememememe 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:54

you are a horrible person and friend. people like you are what is wrong with this world!

eitak 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:54

You're an amazing best friend.

nomadxx7 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:55

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right_on 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:07

You're entirely wrong, because, since you CLEARLY missed the FIRST LINE of this FML, she was IN JAPAN with her friend.

VitaLp 14

Wednesday 22 December 2010 19:58

Hehem, "I decided not to tell him she was coming with me." She went *with* her.

sadlifeehhh 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:57

This makes no sense. So FYL for being an idiot.

ello_ello 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:57

All these comments could be true.. but they forget to point out one thing..there is no way you are so good in bed that after a few tosses in the sack he is ready to marry you.