Miscellaneous: Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot".... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 01:46 - United States

Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:54 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML

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Gatekeeping grief

By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 07:59

Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML

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By kthx - 22/10/2009 12:26 - Canada

Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML

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Death cult

By Anonymous - 27/11/2021 05:01

Today, my aunt told me that I'm dead to her now and not to visit them ever again. Why? She found out that I'm pro-choice. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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Describes most people, really

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom called me an auntie, as in a "fun aunt that nieces and nephews love to spend time with, but would be a complete disaster as a real mom, in no way, shape or form fit to actually raise a child responsibly." Dad agreed. So did my boyfriend. FML

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You're welcome

By Anonymous - 02/06/2022 16:00

Today, my aunt asked me to drop off some old stuff to her place. As I'm driving there, my car conked out and I got delayed. When I finally got there, she looked at the time and goes, "Yet another thing you're not good at." FML

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By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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By andy1r - 07/10/2011 06:41 - Bolivia

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

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By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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PuppiesKisses 15

Thursday 10 March 2016 13:48

That's harsh but sound advice. I'm sorry for your loss OP.

keiNan_fml 35

Thursday 10 March 2016 13:50

wise words.

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KingAnthony 3

Thursday 10 March 2016 21:04

Ouch! but hey at least it's good advice :/

Redmond64 16

Thursday 10 March 2016 21:17

That's actually pretty good advice!

AyeJay101 25

Thursday 10 March 2016 21:30

Sorry for your loss but to lighten the mood... You weren't that "idiot" that followed the "yolo" life right?

oasis359 13

Thursday 10 March 2016 22:51

Words to live by.

pedinhuh 23

Friday 11 March 2016 1:10

Sorry for you loss, OP. But that's actually a great advice, live by it.

Red_140 5

Friday 11 March 2016 1:24

That could have just been her giving advice. Like, don't be like me when you grow up. How can you be sure she was trying to be rude? Everyone deserves that advice. I'm giving it both

Tehlu 12

Friday 11 March 2016 2:28

Words to live by.

Simar_16 5

Friday 11 March 2016 3:44

She was mostly likely joking..... At her death bed

caseyface1123 15

Friday 11 March 2016 3:58

Pretty solid advice actually

JHamm2121 15

Friday 11 March 2016 6:47

Were you being an idiot?

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