Miscellaneous: Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot".... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 01:46 - United States

Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:54 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML

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Gatekeeping grief

By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 07:59

Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML

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By kthx - 22/10/2009 12:26 - Canada

Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML

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Death cult

By Anonymous - 27/11/2021 05:01

Today, my aunt told me that I'm dead to her now and not to visit them ever again. Why? She found out that I'm pro-choice. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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Describes most people, really

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom called me an auntie, as in a "fun aunt that nieces and nephews love to spend time with, but would be a complete disaster as a real mom, in no way, shape or form fit to actually raise a child responsibly." Dad agreed. So did my boyfriend. FML

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You're welcome

By Anonymous - 02/06/2022 16:00

Today, my aunt asked me to drop off some old stuff to her place. As I'm driving there, my car conked out and I got delayed. When I finally got there, she looked at the time and goes, "Yet another thing you're not good at." FML

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By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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By andy1r - 07/10/2011 06:41 - Bolivia

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

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By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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PuppiesKisses 15

Thursday 10 March 2016 13:48

That's harsh but sound advice. I'm sorry for your loss OP.

keiNan_fml 35

Thursday 10 March 2016 13:50

wise words.

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jbivens1992 17

Thursday 10 March 2016 14:34

Maybe she just didnt want you making the same mistakes she did in life. Still though...as far as last words go its a bit depressing. Sorry, OP. Be sure to follow her advice though, best advice ever.

OhYouAreOffended 11

Thursday 10 March 2016 14:38

maybe she meant it for something you are currently struggling with.. I.E. relationship or job or education

mld4657 28

Thursday 10 March 2016 14:42

Those are good words to live by.

Yimpish 15

Thursday 10 March 2016 14:44

Will stand you out from a lot of the people in the world

igg125 30

Thursday 10 March 2016 14:49

Don't forget these words.

mswim 27

Thursday 10 March 2016 14:59

I don't see the problem. It's not like she said you /are/ an idiot.

sheilandthegirls 20

Thursday 10 March 2016 15:06

There seems to be more to the story...

captainsmegma 12

Thursday 10 March 2016 15:08

One must put this in perspective. just prior to her saying that were your last words to her "Hey auntie is uncle hung like a horse? "

Enslaved 36

Thursday 10 March 2016 15:09

Were you pointing a loaded gun at her at the time?

DesolateTree 12

Thursday 10 March 2016 15:10

That's good life advice. Your aunt had a sense of humor.

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