Health: Today, my allergies started up with a vengeance. Yesterday I... - FML

By KatielSilver - 20/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my allergies started up with a vengeance. Yesterday I broke 4 ribs and fractured my sternum. Every time I sneeze, I swear I can feel the broken bones move around. FML

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KatielSilver 1

Thursday 23 May 2013 1:18

It was an ATV "accident". My ex - boyfriend broke up with me on the trail and then purposely spun us around a turn too fast and I was thrown off the back. He still doesn't understand why I didn't find it funny like he did...

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TheHarvest 7

Monday 20 May 2013 16:09

just wait till you gotta use the bathroom : fyl

teddy4nyy 13

Monday 20 May 2013 16:09

Ouch. Ask your doctor if there's anything s/he can do.

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angelitared 27

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:31

Smoke some pot !

iforgavelennon 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:25

I'd imagine that the kind of inhalation needed to get a good enough high to dull the pain OP is experiencing would just cause her extreme pain.

MaydayParadexx 18

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:56

I feel your pain OP. I broke my sternum last year cheering, and when I sneezed for the first time, it was pain like I've never felt. I hope your bones heal and your allergies lessen soon.

erikismylover1 9

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:57

what happpened that you broke your ribs?

iforgavelennon 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:27

My best guess is abdominal/thoracic surgery or a car crash.

KatielSilver 1

Thursday 23 May 2013 3:35

My ex - boyfriend flipped me off the back of an ATV.

IT_Nird95 9

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:34

Sorry about the allergies but damn, did someone try to land a 747 on your person or what?

ashjo 12

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:46

He has to go to a nurse (hospital) not a doctor lol

iforgavelennon 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 8:40

Wrong. Unless it's an emergency, OP would go to a doc. And a nurse can't do things like prescribe painkillers.

ShadowRaven 1

Tuesday 21 May 2013 6:58

I'm not sure if you'll see this, but when you have the urge to sneeze, press your tongue on the roof of your mouth. It usually makes it go away! I hope this helped a bit. Get well soon!

KatielSilver 1

Thursday 23 May 2013 3:51

Sorry for posting anonymously, I didn't realize my account wasn't up and running. Thanks for the idea though, it has really helped! :)

julian0605 9

Tuesday 21 May 2013 7:28

Is it still worth living?

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 21 May 2013 9:27

Try taking local honey! Helps for quite a few people!

Raykyogrou03 12

Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:32

AHHHHHHHHHHHHchoo

mlay 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 17:03

Oh my, I felt pain just reading this. I can`t imagine the pain you must be going through

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