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By  FFML_314  |  11

Bring on the idiots who will say "Karma is a bitch" OP, it's good to be independent, but it's also OK to accept help. Try and accept help, whenever it's necessary. There are a lot of people in this world, not willing to help at all.

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  mrahhhhh  |  17

True. OP just because people who have spent many years of their lives in wheelchairs make it look easy doesn't mean it is. I can see your dumb ass struggling to get up a gentle slope on that thing.

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  mmmfunyuns  |  2

damnnnnnn fuck that I'd be chilling in the wheelchair getting pushed around. less work on the arms, then be up in her fridge eating leftover sheeit

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  KiddNYC1O  |  20

dumbass assistant, he should've insisted no matter what and remain at your side UNTIL you're seated. if you were someone else, you would've sued. I mean, it's his job to ensure your safety while avoiding lawsuit.

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  loremipsum  |  4

Laughable #63. You can't force a customer to be reliant on no-one, especially if he explicitly wishes to do so. If you shave in the airplane (for whatever reason) and you cut yourself, does it give you a right to sue the airlines for not watching while you were in the latrine? What about when you pee your trousers? Get the money off them because they didn't warn you that when you pee seated in your seat you will pee your trousers? Shame on you.

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  suppressed08  |  2

I needed help today. went out on rollerblades for the first time :P...never doing that in a public place. Everyone I know saw me, and I just saw someone facebooked about me trying to get up a hill :P I would consider it FML worthy if there wasn't already FMLs that were a bit lame.

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Yeah, but people still give you dirty looks if you're young and otherwise look healthy. Apparently, needing help is automatically equated with laziness in some minds. =

By  FFML_314  |  11

Bring on the idiots who will say "Karma is a bitch" OP, it's good to be independent, but it's also OK to accept help. Try and accept help, whenever it's necessary. There are a lot of people in this world, not willing to help at all.

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  suppressed08  |  2

I was walkig past an ATM yesterday when the couple who were withdrawing money lost it to the wind. It went all over. I couldn't work out what to do, whether to help them or just walk straight through or whatever. :/ In the end I helped since everyone else stopped, and saved £90 from the wind for them :) (true story) :]

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  sourgirl101  |  21

I'll be happy to see you, if you remembered to bring the "Jagermeister"! I'm going to make you a drink called "Sex with an Alligator". It's a layered drink that we'll drink with a straw and we'll toast to "me" not believing in "Karma" at all.

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  sourgirl101  |  21

Oh hey iicaptain, you're here too? Let me grab an extra glass.(: Docbastard you realized you hiddenly called yourself an idiot right?(: Lol Btw I love the "Princess Bride"!! That movie makes me want to switch poisonous drinks with me enemies.

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  FFML_314  |  11

I would rather drink a tall glass of Smegma, then have anything from you. (Google will give you the definition of Smegma) Besides, I want a man, not a miscreant man who falls /short/ Pendatik, can I share the seat with you? Rallets is getting grabby.

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  sourgirl101  |  21

Damn Penatik, no training wheels for you? We gotta slow you down before the party ends too early. Water in between drinks from now on okay? Rallets whatcha got there? 'cause I don't see it (:

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  rallets  |  22

meh..jeez you guys are uptight..cant even take a joke :P..always resorting to using a thesaurus to insult lol and yea i already knew what smegma was but i guess im done here ohh great..more vultures lmao bye ladies :D

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  FFML_314  |  11

I'm sorry, Rallets. *Reaches out for a hug.* You set yourself up to be insulted, but I truly wasn't meaning what I said. You know that's true, because I never apologize for being mean! Sourgirl, I'm going to sit in your booth. Pendatik was even more grabby.

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  FFML_314  |  11

Extremely gay? No, I'm only 1/2 gay! Or as you "weird" people would say "bi-sexual" *makes very mad face* How could you tell? Stop listening to my thoughts! I can't help that Sourgirl looks hot. Tough crowd. Tough crowd.

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