Health: Today, my allergies started up with a vengeance. Yesterday I... - FML

By KatielSilver - 20/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my allergies started up with a vengeance. Yesterday I broke 4 ribs and fractured my sternum. Every time I sneeze, I swear I can feel the broken bones move around. FML

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KatielSilver 1

Thursday 23 May 2013 1:18

It was an ATV "accident". My ex - boyfriend broke up with me on the trail and then purposely spun us around a turn too fast and I was thrown off the back. He still doesn't understand why I didn't find it funny like he did...

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TheHarvest 7

Monday 20 May 2013 16:09

just wait till you gotta use the bathroom : fyl

teddy4nyy 13

Monday 20 May 2013 16:09

Ouch. Ask your doctor if there's anything s/he can do.

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anonymous10432 6

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:11

You poor thing!:(

an3ph 20

Wednesday 22 May 2013 4:23

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 22 May 2013 7:35

You can. I remember when I broke my hand, I felt the same thing.

nikolkaw 9

Wednesday 22 May 2013 8:00

That would be the point for me where I would take Advil PM and sleep...

Shadow1290 4

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:04

Claratin(?) is your friend! It takes a ew days to kick in, but when it does you'll be fine. I know it doesn't help you now but it will. ... From what I've heard this year is the worst allergy sesson ever!

Gogoyogert 0

Saturday 30 August 2014 6:37

When I broke my arm I was cold and I was shivering... Yeah that's wasn't fun. And then I had to sleep in a friggin Motel 6 and that shit is uncomfortable. Escpecially when you have a broken wrist.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 11 April 2017 18:09

OP, I hope you get your ex-bf to pay all your medical bills!

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